Now for my favorite event from Halloween night - Funny Stories!
The best story of Halloween was from Samuel.
We approached a house with a wide front porch. A lady was sitting on the right side of the stairs with a bucket of goodies. Samuel goes up the steps, turns to the lady and says ,"Trick-or-Treat!"
She, in turn hands him a wrapped toothbrush.
Samuel pushes it back.
She gives the toothbrush to him again.
Samuel again pushes it back.
This happens two more times.
Finally the lady days, "IF you want candy you have to ask him." and she points behind Samuel to the other side of the porch.
Behind Samuel was a man sitting in a porch swing, dressed in a suit with a chrome-like gorilla mask. Samuel never fully turned around, instead he stopped about half-way turned with shoulders hunched, clutching his trick-or-treating basket, then ever so slyly he reaches into his gun holster . . . . . . and slowly pulls his gun out . . . . . . . fumbles with the gun . . . . . takes the time to aim . . . . . . . then shoots the gorilla!!
The guy acts as if he was shot and then sits up.
Sam shoots again.
Again the guy acts as if he was shot.
Sam shoots a third time!
The guy acts as if he was shot and then slowly stands up and starts to slowly walk towards Sam.
At this turn of events, Samuel squares his shoulders to the approaching gorilla-masked guy and proceeds to just shoot this guy ---- bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-bang-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!! I about fell over laughing!! I ended up having to go get Samuel off the porch!
And Samuel still got the toothbrush. But no candy.


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